Maxx vs. Savage Freestyle

[killahbz]

Coming soon to a forum near you...

"Members Only Pt. 2" Nobody is Safe :nope:

 

[Maxx Trooper]

Re: MEMBERS ONLY

Originally posted by killahbz
I been away for a while I know you missed me
been busy making honey with Ms. Queen Bee

Before this thread gets old its time for a new direction
when HPI gave birth to the Savage it needed a C-section

While Traxxas underfed the Maxx they hardly pushed see
that's maybe why the little truck is such a p _ _ _ y!

I'm a NewNitroFan with a pimped out Savage
even with hop-ups the Maxx is still average

You have a RC that's a $$pittmaxx
do yourself a favor and sell it like Skymaxx

When we step on the track we're like Billy the Kid
reputation so hot we evaporate Digital Liquid

I'm a hpiracer drinking 30%NitroBoy
I will play wit’ my balls before I play wit’ that toy

Just thinking about the Savage's power gives me a Woodie
while the T-Maxx is softer than J-Lo's booty

Pull the TRIGGER it's like a Stackerrush the way it performs
the Mike Tyson of trucks it's way above the norm

Whenever I want to race I call up my man
he comes to the track with parts in his hand

I ask him "Whats wrong?" he says "Imbroken"
"that rhyme on the forum I was just jokin' "

He said " The Savage is a terminator yeah I know
and the Maxx is more like a microjoe"

"I know Christopher it's the nitroking
when I got mine you should have done the same thing"

"Now look at you, that thing is just a waste man
do yourself a favor send that POS to the Waste Land"

"But I have spent Maxximillion on this fake Timex"
"damn for that price you should have got a Rolex"

It's a lackluster cross between a buggy and truck
if this was the dog world that poop is a mutt

You’re not that FastEddy I claim that title the best
I’m a V12 Mercedes you’re a beat up Chevy-SS

This is a battle of the fittest like a sinner and Christian
my flow is like a 6-4 wit’ spinners and women

Not an Error to report not even a glitch
bulletproof drivetrain like El Pirate ships

Why they call it T-Maxx because Max you’re not
with that Pissant motor survival is smaller than Kdot

You claim to be Ready to Race what a disgrace
set a date I’ll spin dirt in your face

You better get Ready to Run or get Ready to Rebuild
because Ready or Not you’re gonna Killah bee killed...

:sniper:

“ENOUGH SAID… I OWN THIS THREAD!!!”:

all those names and u didnt use mine? lol

nice inventiveness.... lol...

later

 

[killahbz]

Thanks for the props "Troop", I'll get you next time. LOL...:boxing:

 

[spyhunter48]

what about the hotbody dirt demon i have one never started it yet bet soon

 

[ToFast2Drive]

LOL Oh ya i love it Give me more Please i have 4 Savages and 2 Maxxs and i will say this what time is the DUMP OPEN UP i have 2 Tucks that need a new Home J/k
Nice Job Killahbz we need you at our Trake so you can play with the little 1/10 boys

See the Name i got that From my Savage Buddys

 

[adamb390]

Quit pretending ur maxx is something its not,
U know that 2.5 likes to run awefully hot,

U act like ur maxx is such a winner,
But in reality u know a savage will take it out, but not to dinner,

Stop thinking ur maxx is so tight,
cause its bout as cool as a fuckin new bright,

Got ur wish list right here,
Get rid of that maxx and stop being quer,

Next time u c old St. Nick,
Ask for a savage and quit sucking traxxas peepee,

Never ran into a maxx at my track ,
Cause my savage is always in front and they r always in back.



:shrug: Waz up everyone, I'm new on this site, and just thought id mess around with this battle a little bit. Not tryin to be an smart@$$ to anyone.

 

[joneser4u]

Dude you can't say queer,homo,fag, or nuna dat here man,read the rules. OHHH I'm NOT GAY, I thaught this was my prime opp. to get to say all those without getting in trouble!

 

[Skyline Racer]

Yes, Just... Leave this thread alone. It was old. Your not supposed to bring up dead threads. Later.

 

[Blah420]

holy crap this is an old thread

 

[lykan]

Yup like around last winter/early spring lol.. fun thread tho thanks for diuggen up the memories lol

 

[DarthRacer]

Yes, it's an old thread but a cool thread.

 

[Digital Liquid]

Yeah, this thread is a classic. Too bad I shut Killahbz down. LOL. He hasn't posted anything since last year. It's also too bad I had to convert to a savage myself, otherwise, I would still back the Maxx.

So I need to start a Round 2, are there any Revo owners who would like to take on the savage in a little freestyle? Or anything else (MGT, LST, Spyder, Dirt Demon, etc.)?

BTW, welcome to the forum adamb390.