Maxx vs. Savage Freestyle

[scottm]

Its cool that you don't mind being beat
Its been fun and I accept your defeat

Its fun to talk sh*t but I'll give it a rest
I know you tried hard and gave it your best

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
so just leave your savage where it died, in your yard

 

[Digital Liquid]

Thanks, Newnitro. I'm glad to see that you joined in. You came in pretty strong. Your closing lines about the Maxx forum was definitely good. It's refreshing to read something creative after seeing the same posts over and over.

 

[Kdot21]

This is a Energizer thread just keeps goin and goin and goin...lol

Originally posted by scottm
Its cool that you don't mind being beat
Its been fun and I accept your defeat

Its fun to talk sh*t but I'll give it a rest
I know you tried hard and gave it your best

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
so just leave your savage where it died, in your yard

Very bad ending now jst stop at the dump.. as that where your T-maxx is and it might as well be a stump for my savage to sit on as it already did kill it!

 

[scottm]

Handle it liquid, I must go to bed
I've been here at work since 6 am and I'm dead.

 

[Kdot21]

Oh tobad working at rc solutions must be tought exspecialy when its fixen all the maxx's.. but tobad now its 1 on three again poor baby... the killa bee shal not die..

 

[newnitrofan]

Damnit digital I just have to say
Your maxx ain't gettin no play
See my savage will own your maxx any day

See to me it's sad that for your truck to be tough it takes a hardcore conversion
Funny how how the savage is the real version

Check the stats on the forum home page they do not lie
18000 broke down maxx posts vs 13000 savage posts not even close to being a tie

Again I will reiderate the savage is tougher
and the maxx is just a huffer

HPI made the S-25 engine so strong it acts like it's blown
The maxx with that weak 2.5 I sure as fiddlesticks will not own

Digital consider this to be a savage owner is sure bliss
With all the money spent on upgrades I'll bet you wish that your maxx was a savage even that I see and can not miss

The maxx again has a weak motor
Hell every time it runs it leaves the air with a foul odor

You say your truck is gleaming with a gamma ray
Best advice I can give you is to put that poop on ebay

 

[Kdot21]

OH man digital have fun hes dissen you left and right watch out t-maxx here comes a fight..

 

[newnitrofan]

Originally posted by Digital Liquid
Thanks, Newnitro. I'm glad to see that you joined in. You came in pretty strong. Your closing lines about the Maxx forum was definitely good. It's refreshing to read something creative after seeing the same posts over and over.

Hey buddy glad to know your having fun, honestly I had no idea I would come up with anything good at all let alone that. Keep'em coming I'll do my best here. We shall see how it go's. Just remembe it's all in good clean fun.

 

[scottm]

This silly thread kept me up in my bed
More lame-ass ryhmes goin round in my head

Tmaxx verses Savage is useless to ponder
Cause there's a new truck a'coming up yonder

Its not the new Losi or Revo, you see
Its the big-tire buggies, like Storm SUT

The mammoth, the pirate, the storm SUT
Or convert your own buggy with Racing, JT.

They give more bang for the buck with much lighter weight
They kick ass on the monsters, its an inevitable fate.

Though I had fun last night dissing on Savage
The truggies will make monster trucks below average.

Thank God for us bashers I think must be said
Because bashing and crashing for fun isn't dead

So give it a rest, you punks and you twits
The truggies will soon give all of us fits!


(more like a dr seuss than a rap)

 

[Kdot21]

Originally posted by scottm
This silly thread kept me up in my bed
More lame-ass ryhmes goin round in my head

Tmaxx verses Savage is useless to ponder
Cause there's a new truck a'coming up yonder

Its not the new Losi or Revo, you see
Its the big-tire buggies, like Storm SUT

The mammoth, the pirate, the storm SUT
Or convert your own buggy with Racing, JT.

They give more bang for the buck with much lighter weight
They kick ass on the monsters, its an inevitable fate.

Though I had fun last night dissing on Savage
The truggies will make monster trucks below average.

Thank God for us bashers I think must be said
Because bashing and crashing for fun isn't dead

So give it a rest, you punks and you twits
The truggies will soon give all of us fits!


(more like a dr seuss than a rap)

oh man oh man you are right those truggys are pon thier whay and will give us another fight lets cut it here and start over thier and be joined together like a big fair...

(yup just like Dr. suess then rap..)

 

[SkyMaxx]

Man, I make one comment and I get immortalized in rhyme. If I had the time to play, I'd join this little fun fest, but I got better things to do than rhyme about why my T-Maxx is for sale and my Savage is crushing things left and right.

As for my name, we all have to start somewhere...T-Maxx was my tricycle...I have since moved up to a real machine..
=devil

BTX Digital, got your PM. No time to give a proper response. Bottom line: Go for it. I'll host the images and get back to you on particulars.

 

[30%NitroBoy]

Originally posted by Kdot21
30%Nitroboy, i think That the fuem's from the nitro are getting to your head maybe you should try and put it together...Instead of drooling over others.. lol
It's is only 1/3rd of what it take's.

Hey BRO...FYI I was giving you a hard time. This is a Maxx Vs. Savage thread. NIce truck. I love both the Maxx and Savage and appreciate their weak and strong points.

 

[killahbz]

Bzzzz....watch out for the killahbee sting!

 

[Digital Liquid]

Newnitro suggested I sell my Maxx on ebay
But I know if I did, he would bid right away.

He would liquidate his savage to help raise funds
Because deep down inside, he wants something that runs.

I guarantee he would bid & bid till the auction was over
But he couldn’t win, not even with Lucky & his 4-Leaf Clover.

You would have to buy my Maxx with Diamonds & Gold
Because your savage is worth a bucket of coals.

Let me paint a picture in your head, about Newnitro’s Savage which was totally wrong
I went to the beach and saw her in a thong.

She was all big and had TVP hanging out all over the place
The body was faded purple and a total disgrace.

I watched her run and then trip in the sand and land on her face
All my Maxx could do was laugh all over the place.

My Maxx was nice, and went over to help her up
He told her to go home put on a new CVD cup.

His Savage got mad at what my Maxx had said
She busted out in tears and began to fled.

All of a sudden my Maxx got mean
And tripped her to the ground just like a fiend.

He buried that Savage all the way to the first cooling fin
Then he sat back and watched as the ocean tide came in.

 

[newnitrofan]

Digital O Digital I must tell you I think your crazy
I can't buy a maxx that is damn lazy let alone something
that runs like just took a bong rip and it's mind is hazy.

Your maxx you might as well sell it as scrap
Or you you might find a good use for it as a mud flap
Or with the 21 conversion kit there should be enough metal to make a bear trap.

See to me what is sad is to make it even drivable to bash
It takes poop loads of cash

I see you posting in the savage forum
Me really know you are getting hella tired of the maxx decorum

I know you are waking up and becoming a savage convert
I can tell the savage has made you more alert
It's ok to admit that you are hurt

& that you have realized that traxxass is good for one thing
To make your truck bash it takes shitloads of bling.

If I would never have put one dollar into my savage
I know a maxx it would still ravage.

 

[killahbz]

Somebody's card was just pulled....

 

[killahbz]

MEMBERS ONLY

I been away for a while I know you missed me
been busy making honey with Ms. Queen Bee

Before this thread gets old its time for a new direction
when HPI gave birth to the Savage it needed a C-section

While Traxxas underfed the Maxx they hardly pushed see
that's maybe why the little truck is such a p _ _ _ y!

I'm a NewNitroFan with a pimped out Savage
even with hop-ups the Maxx is still average

You have a RC that's a $$pittmaxx
do yourself a favor and sell it like Skymaxx

When we step on the track we're like Billy the Kid
reputation so hot we evaporate Digital Liquid

I'm a hpiracer drinking 30%NitroBoy
I will play wit’ my balls before I play wit’ that toy

Just thinking about the Savage's power gives me a Woodie
while the T-Maxx is softer than J-Lo's booty

Pull the TRIGGER it's like a Stackerrush the way it performs
the Mike Tyson of trucks it's way above the norm

Whenever I want to race I call up my man
he comes to the track with parts in his hand

I ask him "Whats wrong?" he says "Imbroken"
"that rhyme on the forum I was just jokin' "

He said " The Savage is a terminator yeah I know
and the Maxx is more like a microjoe"

"I know Christopher it's the nitroking
when I got mine you should have done the same thing"

"Now look at you, that thing is just a waste man
do yourself a favor send that POS to the Waste Land"

"But I have spent Maxximillion on this fake Timex"
"damn for that price you should have got a Rolex"

It's a lackluster cross between a buggy and truck
if this was the dog world that poop is a mutt

You’re not that FastEddy I claim that title the best
I’m a V12 Mercedes you’re a beat up Chevy-SS

This is a battle of the fittest like a sinner and Christian
my flow is like a 6-4 wit’ spinners and women

Not an Error to report not even a glitch
bulletproof drivetrain like El Pirate ships

Why they call it T-Maxx because Max you’re not
with that Pissant motor survival is smaller than Kdot

You claim to be Ready to Race what a disgrace
set a date I’ll spin dirt in your face

You better get Ready to Run or get Ready to Rebuild
because Ready or Not you’re gonna Killah bee killed...

:sniper:

“ENOUGH SAID… I OWN THIS THREAD!!!”:

 

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

:thumbsup:

Oh yeah, someones a real pimp!

That was awesome!

 

[newnitrofan]

LOL nice Killa

 

[lykan]

You say you got a maxx
Let's lay down the facts.

Without skillz behind the trigger.
It's not the maxx that wins.. go figure.

It doesn't matter if even if.. you're ownen' a savage.
It's not the machine matters .. it's your driving that's average.

You're talking smack about the maxx.
When you can't keep the savage on the track.

You talk about your R/C.. all proud big and tall.
The crowd likes to watch when you put it in the wall.

You start up your R/C, better start the 1-1
After one f---d up jump, it ain't no fun.

Head on into town just to lay the money down.
The Local Hobby shop owner knows you're just clown.

Leaven' town all broke.. just like a joke.
Before you tell the wife you better give her that toke.

Spend all week fixen' out in the garage.
Your wife's still pissed can't handle the barrage.

Sh--t rainen down like hell from above.
better put the truck down and go get some love.

What the hell is this? she ain't haven none!
Tomorrows the race she knows you're gonna run.

Back to the track to break some sh--t again
It's all you do every flippin' weekend.

You don't understand why you're maxx won't run
same as the savage it's the man behind the gun.

Without the skills to go drivin' you aint survive'n

So go right ahead ..talk up the truck of the week
Your skills are low and the outlook is bleak.

So go right ahead and bring your maxx.... hell! take the savage
It aint gonna matter with all that baggage.

Your wife is naggin' you can't concentrate
You're too slow on the trigger right out of the gate

Now take your broken car, head home to your mommy
Your wife won't let you in, she hates this f-n hobby..

It's all I got to say... that's how it is right now.
When I cross the finish line.. I'll take a big bow