Look at this badboy....

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

Nice one Kwong! If I hit that one with a baseball bat I could make a rainbow!

 

[RobH]

that first one was best imo. just fugly.

I sure hope my wife doesn't get that forward. She hates bugs. Last night, I was out spraying the ant spray and putting pest killing power down around the house. If she saw that pic, we'd have to move!

 

[NCNitro]

Wheres my raquet ball raquet? I'll smash it!

Nitronewbie, I lived in south Florida most my life before moving to NC. Those palmetto bugs are the nastiest, most vile disgusting insects, and they fly, flying giant roaches, hell you can keep them! I'm am so glad we dont have those here. You ever put your shoe on and there was one in there? Its amazing how fast and far a sneaker can fly off your foot after you feel that bugger crawling around in there.

 

[Nitroaddict]

NCNitro - yes - I live in a state where we have giant flying cockroaches - sounds like a horror flick. I havnt had one in my show yet, but my girlfriend was driving to work last year - and found one INSIDE her pantyhose!!!! she smashed it and had to drive the rest of the way with its oozing body stuck up against her leg!!!! That is offically the most discgusting thing I could think of

 

[NCNitro]

All that nasty whiteish yellow puss like substance oozing through the tiny pores of the pantyhose. My wife would have definately crashed the car, she freaks out over any bug, but those make her insane.

 

[mjime714]

I read somewhere that if you take 2 roaches, cut ones of the roaches heads off, and on the second, take off all the legs, then put the legless one on top of the headless one and connect their bodies with a tube so their goo could mix, the legless one can control the headless one as if its its own.

 

[Nitroaddict]

mjime - where have you been hanging out? the island of doctor moreau????u crazy bastard! lol :ahh: . I do know roaches are the only animal to have two brains, one in their abdomen, and one in their head. so i guess its possible. Did you know that if you chop off a roaches head, it will still stay alive for 7 days before it starves to death??? sick aint it?:OT:

 

[FlyinRazorback]

Originally posted by NCNitro
Wheres my raquet ball raquet? I'll smash it!

Nitronewbie, I lived in south Florida most my life before moving to NC. Those palmetto bugs are the nastiest, most vile disgusting insects, and they fly, flying giant roaches, hell you can keep them! I'm am so glad we dont have those here. You ever put your shoe on and there was one in there? Its amazing how fast and far a sneaker can fly off your foot after you feel that bugger crawling around in there.

When I was living in the Mississippi Delta we had what you would call Palmetto bugs, except there they are called water bugs. Anyways, one morning my wife and I pull into the garage and what is sitting on the wall? Yep, you guessed it. I was quite contempt to let it go on its merry way, but the wife insisted that I kill it. The only thing I could find was a little spade that was lying nearby. So I took a swat and the damn thing jumped and landed right on my chest just right under my chin/ throat area. However, since I couldn't see it when I looked down b/c my chin was covering it I didn't know it was there. My wife saw it though and took off in a full sprint across the yard and into the street. Hell, I took off running also just b/c I didn't know where it was. The closer I got to her the more she screamed. Had to have been a crazy scene to see.
In case you don't know what a water bug is, look here.

http://www.pestproducts.com/images/smoky.jpg

 

[KoRnKiD]

Originally posted by Çh®i§tiªñ
Nice one Kwong! If I hit that one with a baseball bat I could make a rainbow!

LOL!

 

[FastEddy]

Man that thing kinda looks like your avatar

 

[NCNitro]

LMAO @ Flyinrazorback, yeah thats them, looks like the same nasty ass palmetto bugs. You know they say those things can survive a nuclear war. 8-0

 

[KMN]

*head explodes*


That's a damned big spider.

 

[mjime714]

The worst is when you are about to sleep and all the lights are out and you hear one flapping around the room. Its so dark that you dont know where it is except for the sound of the wings flapping. And when it does a fly really close to your face like top gun, damn, I dont know if I'm to scared to get up and risk it finding me, or frustrated that I wont be able to sleep. You know those things are bad when you could hear them land.

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by ImBroken
A friend sent me an Email with these pics attached. This guy was in someones house... I'd have to move... That thing is just too damn FUGLY.....

What the hell do ya hit it with ?????????????

Hit it with a sledgehammer, it'll probably have good splatter too....

 

[Kevrone]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Get my gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy crap that is huge!!!!8-0 I would never step foot in there again!! Not atleast without a exterminater!!!!

 

[ImBroken]

I was just talkin to Ratzo about spiders... lol Just thought I'd bring this thread back from the dead...

 

[hb1111]

holy moly i guess i would have to take that big ass fuc@er out somehow long ass stick or a baseball bat!!!now how the hell does something like that get in your house?

 

[mcvickj]

This is one of threads I remember. Their is also one more that I believe was posted by kwong. (not sure about the poster) It showed the spider next to a bookcase if I remember correctly. That one was HUGE.

 

[Lessen]

dude, that's crazy. I would seriously have trouble sleeping at night... chills...

 

[ImBroken]

Going through the archives, I decided to bring this one back for Ratzo.... lol