We had the MJ joke thread now lets have some Lil Johnny jokes, lets hear them guys. Ill start. And we need another Timmy joke's are good to.
Lil Johnny was in science class where the teacher was teaching the children about the planets.
After the lesson was over, the teacher asked the children to name a planet & use the name of the planet in a sentence.
The teacher saw Mary raise her hand & Mary replies; "My planet is Mars & my sentence is; Mars is known as the red planet."
The teacher then saw Thomas & Thomas replied; "My planet Saturn & my sentence is; Saturn has many rings around it."
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son and anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny, this is where you came from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as Lucky Johnny. "Why" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."
The teacher then saw Lil Johnny & Lil Johnny replied; "My planet is Uranus & my sentence is; If you don't wipe Uranus clean, you'll get a rash!"
Lil Johnny was in science class where the teacher was teaching the children about the planets.
After the lesson was over, the teacher asked the children to name a planet & use the name of the planet in a sentence.
The teacher saw Mary raise her hand & Mary replies; "My planet is Mars & my sentence is; Mars is known as the red planet."
The teacher then saw Thomas & Thomas replied; "My planet Saturn & my sentence is; Saturn has many rings around it."
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son and anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny, this is where you came from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as Lucky Johnny. "Why" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."
The teacher then saw Lil Johnny & Lil Johnny replied; "My planet is Uranus & my sentence is; If you don't wipe Uranus clean, you'll get a rash!"
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