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A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor
and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up
after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the
results back from your test and... I'm sorry, you have a newly discovered
disease known medically as G.A.S.H.
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What's G.A.S.H.? I never heard of that."
"It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explains the doctor.
You will have to remain hospitalized under quarantine till we find a cure.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of Pizza, Pancakes, Quesadillas
and Pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?" asks the man.
"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's food that will fit under the door."
and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up
after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the
results back from your test and... I'm sorry, you have a newly discovered
disease known medically as G.A.S.H.
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What's G.A.S.H.? I never heard of that."
"It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explains the doctor.
You will have to remain hospitalized under quarantine till we find a cure.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of Pizza, Pancakes, Quesadillas
and Pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?" asks the man.
"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's food that will fit under the door."
