Joke: Lottery for a Blonde

[Rolex]

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust
and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides
to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my
business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my
business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my
business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often
ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself....

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."

 

[Skyline Racer]

Nice one... hahaha

 

[RCDad]

OMG is that funny, I had to tell it to my wife (who is blonde btw).

 

[retarded pilot]

lol thats the best blonde joke I've heard in a while

 

[Buggyracer28]

haha nice one.