Joke: Frog needs a loan

[Rolex]

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the desk of Patricia Black, the loan officer.
"May I help you?" She asks.
The frog replies, "I need about 50 grand to build myself a nice big pond to live in."
Miss Black then asks if he knows of anyone with a good credit rating who could
co-sign for the loan since they didn't know him.
"Oh, sure" says the frog. "My father is Keith Richards and he's a customer here."
The frog was then asked if he had any collateral to back up his monetary request.
"Yup, brought something with me, just in case you asked." Replied the frog, and
handed her a small porcelain owl. "What good is this little thing?" She asked.
She looked at it again and decided to call the bank president over to get his opinion.
After looking at the owl and listening to the frog's request, the president said,
"It's a knick knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 

[Junior]

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the desk of Patricia Black, the loan officer.
"May I help you?" She asks.
The frog replies, "I need about 50 grand to build myself a nice big pond to live in."
Miss Black then asks if he knows of anyone with a good credit rating who could
co-sign for the loan since they didn't know him.
"Oh, sure" says the frog. "My father is Keith Richards and he's a customer here."
The frog was then asked if he had any collateral to back up his monetary request.
"Yup, brought something with me, just in case you asked." Replied the frog, and
handed her a small porcelain owl. "What good is this little thing?" She asked.
She looked at it again and decided to call the bank president over to get his opinion.
After looking at the owl and listening to the frog's request, the president said,
"It's a knick knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

:LoL: Good 1 Rolex!!!

 

[El Pirata]

Dude that was lame. It was great up til the punch line then it made a turn for the worse straight into lame territory.