- Messages
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- Location
- In my recliner
- RC Driving Style
- Bashing
- Flying
This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink when a big trouble-making drunk steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the drunk. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but after the cab left, I discovered I had forgotten my wallet in it. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. Nothing has gone right today. Nothing.
So I came to this bar to get drunk enough to end my life, and then YOU show up and drink the poison.
The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the drunk. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but after the cab left, I discovered I had forgotten my wallet in it. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. Nothing has gone right today. Nothing.
So I came to this bar to get drunk enough to end my life, and then YOU show up and drink the poison.
