HPIguy vs the Snake

[ChasCS]

Titanoboa, my long lost friend!!

Snakes and the word pet should NEVER be used together, EVER. If you need a snake as a pet, i strongly urge you to find a girl, get a six pack of beer and see what kind of fun things you can come up with... Snakes belong in my cross hairs not in a tank in my room, petting and caressing it calling it baby...... And that my friends is all i have..

I understand your sentiments, but snakes are actually very cool to handle.
The strength they possess is often scarier than anything else.

As for the ladies, you'd be surprised what a strong 'chic' magnet they can be too, and how attracted they are, to these amazing misunderstood creatures.

If I'd known, & been more studious, I'd have studied 'Titanoboa'... one of the largest slithering serpents to have ever visited our planet.

Chas