Herc on your Hootus.... lmao

[ImBroken]

Came across this thread while researching a DIY Herculiner kit... LMAO...
Had to share..

http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18595

 

[NCNitro]

I haven't read anything that funny in a long time!!!! I am still laughing.

 

[ohmygahitscoby]

LOL! I wonder how it got there.

 

[olds97_lss]

LOL! I wonder how it got there.

Read on... it's explained a ways down. Pretty much the only way you can guess... well, within reason. Had to make water.

This one was pretty good in there near the end of page 1:

Shave one side, light the other other side on fire and stab them with an ice pick as they run out. Oh! Sorry, that was my old man's theory for getting rid of the hootus critters.

 

[Rolex]

Funny stuff...Hootus....I'll have to remember that.
Nothing like protecting your valuable property with Rhino Lining. LMFAO

 

[cuz]

that is priceless!! I'm deciding to save any similar stories for down the road till the whole newbie status has rubbed off though!!!!!!

 

[ImBroken]

bump for a classic... lmao

 

[RC Addict]

I was wondering who pulled this one outta the attic. I should have known...

 

[Skwerly]

Hahaha, I'm in a Jeep club, and this insane thread was linked there, as well, some time ago. Did you noticed how many times that thread has been viewed? It's frickin' famous!

 

[RC Addict]

Viral!!!

 

[MGT8.0owner]

thats to funny but i only read the 1st page didn't feel like reading 13 pages about his hootus lol

 

[chelseafc385]

They had this link on one of the pages:http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=262311

This person had a very similar problem

 

[NCNitro]

Still one of the funniest threads I have ever read!

 

[MGT8.0owner]

OMG the second thread posted is just as funny as the first

 

[digger]

Can't believe I missed this one.

Didn't loose a keyboard this time, but I had to leave the computer on the last 2 posts, first page.
The "hootus critters" had me doubled over in pain!


Everyone knows to wash their hands after using their "hootus." Maybe a "safe handling" procedure for "before handling" would help?

 

[BradZ]

Lmao!!!

 

[HPIguy]

LMAO, from the thread.

"Scrub thoroughly, but not vigoursly. A vigourous rythmic scrubbing will just make the problem bigger."