Helping your fellow man

[Rolex]

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
loud pounding on the front door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" She asks

"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring
out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two
guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.


"I'm in the back yard, on the swing set!"

 

[hamz9561]

Cute, real cute.

 

[hb1111]

hummmm....not good..weak for me but maybe next time...lmao

 

[Rolex]

Yeah, you're right. A little on the weak side. I'll try to dig up something better next time. Somebody needs to drive him drunk, he's legally home.