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A guy is sitting on a park bench with a big German Shepard standing next to him. A passerby stops and asks, "Does your dog bite?"
"No, absolutely not," replies the guy. The passerby reaches down to pet the dog and gets a big set of jaws locked onto his arm. He struggles to get free while the guy on the bench does nothing to help.
After a lengthy and terrifying struggle the dog finally lets go of the man's arm, now torn and bleeding badly.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Screams the passerby. "You told me your dog doesn't bite!"
To which the guy replies, "That's not my dog."
"No, absolutely not," replies the guy. The passerby reaches down to pet the dog and gets a big set of jaws locked onto his arm. He struggles to get free while the guy on the bench does nothing to help.
After a lengthy and terrifying struggle the dog finally lets go of the man's arm, now torn and bleeding badly.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Screams the passerby. "You told me your dog doesn't bite!"
To which the guy replies, "That's not my dog."
