"get even" presents

[digger]

Read the Christmas present post. Someone mentioned "getting even."

I know some of you have done it. Buy a present and laugh about it. Let's hear em! Been divorced, hate your in-laws, maybe had the balls to do your wife that way, we don't care. Let's hear em.

I'm divorced. My kid was about 5yrs old. I bought him a little truck, Tonka I think. Had a little pull-start on it and sounded like a chain saw once it got going. I hated the noise, but when I found out my ex hated it, I always sent plenty of batteries back with him. :hammer:

 

[Plaidfish]

guilty,
5 year old girl that's tone deaf and I buy her a microphone and speaker w/ a tape deck.....so when she got tired of singing she could play back the stuff she recorded earlier....

this was payback to a friend who bought my daughter a rocking horse theat made Horsie sounds all friggin night.....

 

[FastEddy]

My sister is a PITA she tries to be the perfect mother to the point of..... Well there isn't a point. From the birth of my Nephew she had cloth diapers, no candy, no red dye, only approved learning toys, no TV, the list goes on.

When my Nephew turned 6 I sent him a tanberien for X-mass. I was informed that the little noise makers were removed and he loved it and used it as a drum. I was also informed that if I wanted to send musical instermints to send a wooden flute with no chemicals or varnish on it.

Hes 10 now and I will most likely be sending him a drum set next year.

 

[HeartBreak]

Hes 10 now and I will most likely be sending him a drum set next year.

Come on now, lol, ya gotta send him somethin more noisy.... Say, a trumpet?

As for my revenge gifts, well, the worst I did was for a cheating ex. I gave her a saddle for her horse, but rubbed poison oak extract all over the part ya sit on.... Caught her red, ummm, handed. :spit:

 

[Revo Rancher]

Ed! You should send him a chemistry set!

Worst I did was my cheapskate sister, who almost never sends a Christmas card and never a present, and whom I have alwys been generous with over the past years, I purposely sent her a 100 gift certificate to a large chain store in Dallas. She lives in Austin, and they do not have an outlet in that town! She bitched an complained to our mother how rude it was for me to send a certificate where she had to drive 4 hours to use it. I sent her nothing the next year, not even a card. She then bitched and complained to our mother (notice the pattern?) about that. I told my mom, tell her, think about it, what does she expect?

 

[Tweak]

I did the exact same thing this year. Wifes perants live out in the boonies, So I sent them a gift card to Sears... 20 miles away.

Hope they like the card, cause they won't be using it anytime soon.

 

[1500valk]

My sister is a PITA she tries to be the perfect mother to the point of..... Well there isn't a point. From the birth of my Nephew she had cloth diapers, no candy, no red dye, only approved learning toys, no TV, the list goes on.

When my Nephew turned 6 I sent him a tanberien for X-mass. I was informed that the little noise makers were removed and he loved it and used it as a drum. I was also informed that if I wanted to send musical instermints to send a wooden flute with no chemicals or varnish on it.

Hes 10 now and I will most likely be sending him a drum set next year.

He will get his ass kicked every day in high school. pity.

A nice kazoo or harmonica makes a great gift, too.

 

[Revo Rancher]

A nice kazoo or harmonica makes a great gift, too.

Better make sure it is environmentally and humanly safe...it might get stuck in his throat! Now, if you want annoying, kazoo or harmonica is about the most annoying thing to give to a kid, right behind violin lessons or a bagpipe being played badly. All of them sound like someone trying to strangle a cat.

 

[SpitFireV12RR]

The worst thing I did to my aunt was give thier kids barney and wiggles dvds. The previous year they gave her a barney dvd and thats all she watched. Since they now have two daughters, I sent them a Barney & The wiggles DVD bonus pack. It may not sound bad, but when you listen to that dvd over and over its gets so annoying and you just want to smash the kid who's listening to it.

 

[1500valk]

Better make sure it is environmentally and humanly safe...it might get stuck in his throat! Now, if you want annoying, kazoo or harmonica is about the most annoying thing to give to a kid, right behind violin lessons or a bagpipe being played badly. All of them sound like someone trying to strangle a cat.

Or a book on how to make their own, loud, musical instruments.

 

[Hunter]

Got this from an old joke but I did it anyways I sent my 22 year old niece two gifts, box1 and box2 with instructions to open them in order. In box 1 was a pair of slippers and in box 2 was a vibrator with a note that said "if you dont like the slippers you can go F--K yourself..."


FastEddy get him a subscription to North Amercian Hunter and sign him up to the NRA, or better yet sign his mom up to the NRA they send out I real nice gift card when you do.

 

[Got Nitro?]

all i gotta say is "Snatch Soap On A Rope".Guilty.