A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full-length
mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the
mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist,
and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got
fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about
myself."
The husband thinks about it for a bit and
then says in a soft, thoughtful voice,,,,,,,,,
"WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR EYESIGHT!"
The wife is standing in front of a full-length
mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the
mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist,
and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got
fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about
myself."
The husband thinks about it for a bit and
then says in a soft, thoughtful voice,,,,,,,,,
"WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR EYESIGHT!"
