> > >A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher
> >
> > >said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
> >
> > >because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
> >
> > >small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> >
> > >Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
> >
> > >human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get
> >
> > >to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
> >
> > >hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
> > A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
> >
> > >they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
> >
> > >child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working
> >
> > >diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm
> >
> > >drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God
> >
> > >looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing,
> >
> > >the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
> > >A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
> >
> > >five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor"
> >
> > >thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
> >
> > >teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a
> >
> > >beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not
> >
> > >kill."
> > >One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
> >
> > >dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has
> >
> > >several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
> >
> > >head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some
> >
> > >of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that
> >
> > >you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs
> >
> > >turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a
> >
> > >while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are
> >
> > >white?"
> > The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
> >
> > >persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
> >
> > >nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
> >
> > >'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
> >
> > >doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's
> >
> > >the teacher, She's dead."
> > A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
> >
> > >to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
> >
> > >head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
> >
> > >in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am
> >
> > >standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into
> >
> > >my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
> > >The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary>
> >
> > >school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
> >
> > >The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God
> >
> > >is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
> >
> > >the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had
> >
> > >written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
:jester:
> >
> > >said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
> >
> > >because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
> >
> > >small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> >
> > >Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
> >
> > >human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get
> >
> > >to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
> >
> > >hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
> > A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
> >
> > >they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
> >
> > >child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working
> >
> > >diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm
> >
> > >drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God
> >
> > >looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing,
> >
> > >the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
> > >A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
> >
> > >five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor"
> >
> > >thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
> >
> > >teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a
> >
> > >beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not
> >
> > >kill."
> > >One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
> >
> > >dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has
> >
> > >several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
> >
> > >head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some
> >
> > >of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that
> >
> > >you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs
> >
> > >turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a
> >
> > >while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are
> >
> > >white?"
> > The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
> >
> > >persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
> >
> > >nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
> >
> > >'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
> >
> > >doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's
> >
> > >the teacher, She's dead."
> > A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
> >
> > >to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
> >
> > >head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
> >
> > >in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am
> >
> > >standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into
> >
> > >my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
> > >The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary>
> >
> > >school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
> >
> > >The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God
> >
> > >is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of
> >
> > >the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had
> >
> > >written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
:jester:
