Finish this

[moe7404]

wondered where he left his knee high wading boots so he started...

you guys have to stop. i fell off my chair and hit my head. dont worry no harm done it was all ready damaged.

 

[Rolex]

Shortly thereafter, he put on a football helmet for protection, had his wife use 2 rolls of duct tape to safely hold him in his chair and then continued reading.
When he got to the next post he

 

[Greywolf74]

sharted, so he figured...

 

[hotrodrob]

His date earlier on wouldn't mind sharing her depends, problem is

 

[Greywolf74]

he had diaper rash from wearing the last pair to long so he...

 

[Rolex]

stuffed his pants with leaves, knowing that the organic matter would

 

[Greywolf74]

take root and grow. He was hoping...

 

[rcnut14]

that he could have some beans in his pants for supper. but then he....

 

[Greywolf74]

noticed he was out of soul glo...

 

[Nitrotrout]

Realizing his soul was no longer glowing, he quickly grabbed some Jergen's lotion and began to vigorously.....

 

[SchrodeMode]

"wax his savage", before being interrupted by

 

[hamz9561]

@NCNitro and his fists of steel who escorting some n00bs from the lobby to the....

 

[SchrodeMode]

to the basement, to show them...

 

[Greywolf74]

Rolex with no pants, bent over. The immediately...

 

[rcnut14]

scared people ran to....

 

[hamz9561]

Woodie's warm embrace to calm their fears from the awful image of...

 

[Greywolf74]

Two aged sagging hams encased in carbonite. The next day...

 

[rcnut14]

they went to Canada to...

 

[Greywolf74]

and said "Where the hell is the poutine?!" and decided...

 

[rcnut14]

to buy one. so they went to....