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[moe7404]

well she said she was 21.

 

[Nitrotrout]

well she said she was 21.

but her turkey giblet neck, and crows feet wrinkled eyes said otherwise. Not to mention she smelled like aged...

 

[WoodiE]

but her turkey giblet neck, and crows feet wrinkled eyes said otherwise. Not to mention she smelled like aged...

potpourri and dirty cash when i picked her up at

 

[Rolex]

WalMart while shopping for some extra large...

 

[Greywolf74]

depends. Figured I might as well head over to the...

 

[griff7373]

dark side so I could......

 

[Greywolf74]

force choke a biotch...then I decided to...

 

[griff7373]

go to the bar to

 

[Greywolf74]

pound shots and get fitshaced then figured...

 

[Nitrotrout]

hey, if I smear chocolate all over my face and slap myself silly, maybe I can get a free....

 

[griff7373]

slurpee so then I can walk down the road and.....

 

[hamz9561]

...and see an old guy wearing no pants who...

 

[moe7404]

...and see an old guy wearing no pants who...

as he goes to wall/mart to get a slurpee and.......

 

[rcnut14]

everybody laughes at him. then he....

 

[Rolex]

Goes to the Library where he spends the next 3 hours doing extensive research on

 

[Nitro4910]

how WalMart has hired security goats instead of people guards(goats with tazers, who'd of thunk it!)......

 

[Rolex]

He realizes that the electric goats are FAR more efficient than people, since the guards cover the entire store while the goats only travel in short circuits.
Once he realized that, he...

 

[rcnut14]

left. then he...

 

[hamz9561]

...out for a date with his favorite sheep after adding Velcro gloves to his outfit....

 

[Greywolf74]

wondered where he left his knee high wading boots so he started...