Ethel in the nursing home... lol

[ImBroken]

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around
> the
> nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
> speed on
> the long corridors.
>
>
> Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other
> residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
>
>
> One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
> Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a
> firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
>
>
> Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and
> held
> it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
>
> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
> popped
> out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
> Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
> him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."
>
> As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of
> her,
> Butt-naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
>
> "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test
> again!!!"

 

[sweetdiesel]

LOL good one!

 

[bentover]

Yup, and I'm afraid she's gonna have to do another test.

 

[Coach Z]

That's pretty funny

 

[Burgers8]

ha. My message was to short.

 

[Rolex]

Finally something to look forward to in our old age.

 

[bentover]

Not me, I'd rather scoop the poop outta my own adult diaper than do that "cocky" breathalyzer!!

 

[Rolex]

LMAO!!! You don't perform it, you receive it. Sure beats your diaper plan.

 

[neobart]

His username makes soo much sence now.......