Dumb joke

[FlyinRazorback]

For some reason, I find this one funny.


A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles
are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell
is.... (Scroll down)











MOLASSES!

 

[specter]

pretty good, I got another one its kinda old but it's still kinda funny.


3 friends are on a plane. The plane starts to break down in the air. the three men grab parachutes and exit safely. They land on an island where the meet the natives who tell them that the 3 men have to gather 10 fruits or they will kill them and eat them. The first guy comes back w/10 apples, they tell him to shove'em up his ass with out making a face; he gets to the 3rd one and cries out in pain...they kill him. The second guy comes back with cherrys he proceeds to shove'em up his ass and on the 8th one he starts to laugh hysterically.. the canibals kill him. The second guy meets the first guy in heaven and asks why did you start to laugh you could have made it out alive, The second man says,


[move]"The stupid bastard behind me had Pineapples."[/move]

 

[FlyinRazorback]

Ouch. Good joke.

 

[wdavidhicks]

A horse goes into a bar.

The bartender says: "Why the long face?"

 

[Jamie]

here goes mine

3 men go on a camping trip together and they forget to take any food so they send each other out to get food 1 at a time and the first one comes back with a deer, The other too ask him "how did you find that" he replys " i saw tracks, i follow tracks, i find deer" they both say "fair enough" . so the second one goes and comes back with a buck the other two say too him "how did you find that" he replys " i see tracks, i follow tracks, i find buck" they say "fair enough" so the last one goes and comes back battered and bruised the other two say "WHAT HAPPENED" he replys " i saw tracks, i follow tracks, i get him by a train!!"