Dont let this happen to you.

[Hunter]

While grocery shopping....
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says, “Hello.” He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."

He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says... "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery?"
Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

 

[4u2nv]

oh man..lol

 

[HeartBreak]

Oohhh man, busted!! That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[NvNitro]

Open mouth....Insert foot, Ouch!

 

[rs4evo]

haha...thats a good one...hey NvNitro..is that a corvette tach in your avatar? as a matter of fact..a Z06 cluster to be exact?

 

[jon2]

pretty funny.

 

[NvNitro]

haha...thats a good one...hey NvNitro..is that a corvette tach in your avatar? as a matter of fact..a Z06 cluster to be exact?

No idea, its from the avitars avalable here. Ask dannyd if he wasn't gonna use it, he said no problem, so I changed it. Ya just can't find good avatars any where, lol

 

[dannyd]

Damn! Thats what you get when you talk to much. Nice one.

 

[andrewtexas7450]

awsomely funny, good one

 

[Rush Evo man]

lol
bet he learned a valuable lesson from that. lol
R.E.D.