Do you know The Code?

[mcvickj]

I just got this link today from a friend. Enjoy.

http://www.liquorwits.com/code.html

 

[kazi]

57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.

This one is true as real life, Upppps, I have 5 extra screws

 

[lykan]

The one that says

10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

Hold so very true !

When me and my buddy worked out of town we had a term for that.

We would scan the bar and see which chicks were interested in us, then we would decide who was "paying rent" for the week.

I somehow remeber my buddy saying "After this one dude, you're paying the rent for the rest of the month"

Needless to say, we rarely payed for a hotel when working out of town.

 

[Candyman]

For now, #17 has become my sig...