Do it for AMERICA!!!

[Rolex]

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY​

Don't forget to mark your calendars.​

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. ​

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. ​

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.​

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. ​

God bless America !​

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.​

 

[HPIguy]

Am I allowed to wear my wife beater while watching Breasty..........er.......I mean Betsy walk laps around the block?

 

[hamz9561]

Only if the wife-beater is stained and torn in various areas.

 

[Rolex]

I would agree. Beer stains and PORK Bar-B-Q sauce allowed.....actually, required.

 

[robmob]

I shudder to think about some of the beasts in my neighborhood shambling around the block nude. I may need to gouge out my eyes afterwards.

 

[Rolex]

LMFAO!!!
My thoughts exactly! If the women around here decide to do it, I'll be hiding in the laundry hamper till it's over. :whhooo:

 

[moe7404]

can i have jack Daniels?

 

[hamz9561]

It's required for this event, Moe!

 

[Austin2048]

Haha times like these are when you wish you lived next to the playboy mansion

 

[hamz9561]

It's a toss-up in the apartment complex where I live. I think I'll put on the old wife-beater and get blind drunk.