Here's my unbiased spin:
A republican sees the boss drive to work in a fancy car and says to himself, "I'm going to work hard and someday I will be the boss in the fancy car. A democrat says to himself, I'm going to go on strike so the company goes out of business, then he won't have a fancy car either".
Republicans know that this is the greatest country in the world, that people die trying to get in almost every day. Dems see nothing but fault in every aspect of the US. Dems are born protesters. It doesn't matter what the cause is, as long as there is an excuse to march in the streets, demanding this, that or the other thing. When the World trade organization is in town, the people throwing rocks through the windows of macdonalds and starbucks are definitley liberals, and probably democrats. Ironically, most protestors are actually the children of privalege. Ever wonder why they are able to riot in the streets, rather than being at work? Its often because they are college kids, exploiting the earnings of a successful parent. Another irony of liberal protestors is that the marxist/socialist countries they idolize would shoot them in a heartbeat for protesting like they do.
Republicans know that law abiding gun owners dont cause crime. Dems try to restrict guns because that is easier to do than admit that their constituents are the real cause of violent crime. Why do dems prefer to restrict the rights of law abiding gun owners rather than push for executions of repeat violent criminals? Because the criminals are their relatives.
Democrats are the party of criminals, lawyers, and illegal aliens. They stay in power by playing Robbin Hood, constantly working to take more money from the people earning it, so more people will come to depend on the handouts, thus creating more democrats. Most young people are dems, due to the deliberate socialist programming of public schools and collages. As soon as a person gets a taste of self-earned success, they are no longer so enthusiastic about ever higher taxes, and they often become repubilcans when they get older. Libs work hard to supress the fact that success is much more a matter of staying out of jail and getting up when the alarm goes off, rather than waiting for a gift from the government.
Just go ahead and turn this post in verbatum, I give you permission to quote me!
Edit: I want to make clear that there are plenty of problems with republicans too. They are the party of choice for american religious fundimentalists, which are almost as scary as islamic fundamentalists. They would control what we watch and read as much as the Taliban did if they could. Any time a person starts to believe they alone know the truth about God, and believe they have a duty to enforce their beliefs on others for their own good, then atrocities happen. It doesn't matter whether it is muslim terrorists or Baptists bombing abortion clinics, religious violence and intolerance is wrong. Bush knows this and he keeps them at bay with little bones like the gay marrage amendment which he knows won't pass. I think lots of Dems do the same thing with gun control, saying they are for it but avoiding doing anything serious.
