Great, I said red hammer. That just makes me average. Wonderful. Now I have that to look forward to. Average. Never quite getting ahead. Going to work. Doing enough of a job to get paid, but never standing out from the crowd. I guess I'm destined to buy a mini-van or SUV because that's all you see on the road. Live in my cozy little 1500 square foot suburban home painted tan or white just like everyone else on the block. 2 average looking kids. No blemishes. No braces. But nothing that stands out. Kids that you forget how they look if you're away from them for more than an hour. Lovely wife. Average, though. Her own average career. Hates to cook and clean. Missionary position only. Nothing else. NOTHING... Ending life buried in a plot in a huge cemetary with a standard headstone. So that if someone did actually try to come see me, they'd spend an hour just looking around trying to find it. Ultimately to give up and go home before they were to lay the flowers that they brang. Standing in line for Heaven. Where some other more important person always gets in ahead of me. Wasting eternity standing in line. Geez, might as well go to the DMV now and just get used to it....