A real tire-ing roofing job

[Monkey Wrench]

This is my neighbors roof; been this way for almost two months now.

I thought Mr. T-Maxx lived in West "BY GOD" Virginia, not Cali.! Huh!

 

[hamz9561]

I haven't looked lately, but I'm sure that isn't too far off. I know there's two refrigerators in the driveway, and a kitchen stove.

Let me guess, he's got a car transmission in the bathtub like one of my uncles.

 

[HeartBreak]

Not that I know of, but he did have tires on his porch for the longest....... Now they're on the roof.

 

[Rolex]

And here he is, almost ready to start his day.

 

[bentover]

Now that's convenience.

 

[digger]

Damn, must've been a pretty bad storm there.
We always put boards around ours....

And the appliances sitting outside, that is a status symbol here.
When ya drive by and see a newer looking fridge on the front porch, ya gotta wonder... Man he threw that out? Must have a hell of a fridge in the trailer.

 

[Rolex]

I understand that they've also upgraded the zoning laws there. Nothing older than a '72 station wagon up on blocks on the lawn.

 

[hamz9561]

Let me guess, Rolex. They made you tow your old clunker away, right?

 

[Burgers8]

ha just checking in on the thread. funny its sill going. lol

 

[Rolex]

Let me guess, Rolex. They made you tow your old clunker away, right?

Not at all. They just required me to let the grass around it grow taller.
Once it's over 25 years old, it's a classic, and considered a 'monument' as long as the dogs are still willing to sleep in it.

 

[digger]

Not at all. They just required me to let the grass around it grow taller.
Once it's over 25 years old, it's a classic, and considered a 'monument' as long as the dogs are still willing to sleep in it.

Damn Bro.

Your zoning laws are pretty hard core. We consider a it classic after 20 years here. As long as it has rims and not sitting on blocks, no problems.
If ya put underpinning around it, don't need rims. That is how I got by living in this old school bus.

The toilet and bathtub in the yard are good, as long as I keep flowers growing out of them. Getting to be a pain though. Too much work taking care of flowers. Think I may have to make a trip to the landfill next year. Maybe I can turn the bathtub upside down? Use it for a doghouse? Think I could get by with letting the grass grow around the toilet?

 

[HeartBreak]

Forget the flowers man, that bathtub is your new bass fishin boat!

 

[Rolex]

You need to run a water supply to the tub and toilet. You use the tub as your redneck pool, and as everyone there knows, the other thing is the whirlpool footbath so you don't get sand in your pool.

 

[hamz9561]

And if you eat some beans before going in the pool you get a redneck jacuzzi.

 

[Rolex]

And if you eat some beans before going in the pool you get a redneck jacuzzi.

LMAO....and that's the advise from a Texas good ole boy redneck.

 

[digger]

LMAO....and that's the advise from a Texas good ole boy redneck.

And we get a bad rep where I come from?
Sounds like a lot of hillbilly's on here. :LoL:

I was considering making a bass boat out of the tub. I was thinking the 5hp outboard leaning against the fridge on the front porch would be perfect. Hell of an idea till ya really think it over...



2 or 3 guys riding the river in a bathtub? That isn't very redneck and the thought scares the hell out of me. Besides that, there won't be any room for beer.

 

[HeartBreak]

And we get a bad rep where I come from?
Sounds like a lot of hillbilly's on here. :LoL:

I was considering making a bass boat out of the tub. I was thinking the 5hp outboard leaning against the fridge on the front porch would be perfect. Hell of an idea till ya really think it over...



2 or 3 guys riding the river in a bathtub? That isn't very redneck and the thought scares the hell out of me. Besides that, there won't be any room for beer.

That's when ya get three or four of 'em and duct tape 'em together. Make yerself a Tub-Tanic!

 

[hamz9561]

We just throw the cooler in an inner tube and tow it behind the boat.