Zandor and his wife take their 6-year old son Damian to a nude beach in Tampa. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells Damian, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."
Damian, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than Zandor does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, Damian goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
Happy Friday, Zandor! Have a Crown on me!
Damian, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than Zandor does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, Damian goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
Happy Friday, Zandor! Have a Crown on me!
