9 Things I hate about everyone.

[h8z2luze]

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

I thought this was funny, hope u enjoy it too.

 

[Tombomb]

YEAH!!!! Number six, man, you hit it right on the head!!!!

 

[hamz9561]

I don't think there is such a thing as a stupid question, just stupid people. This is why I bought a new T-shirt yesterday that says, "I don't have an anger management problem, just an idiot problem."

 

[samrsnow]

LOL at #2! I do that all the time!

 

[Rolex]

Change the channel manually? You mean you can do that?

 

[robmob]

I don't even know where any of the manual functions on my TV are. LOL

 

[Rolex]

I remember the days when you would sit through the commercials, and when you wanted to change the channel you actually had to GET UP from the couch, walk ALL the way to the other end of the room and then manually twist a big dial. Whew, how exhausting. No wonder we were in good shape.

 

[hamz9561]

When I was growing up, most people didn't bother to pay the extra money for a remote. They had kids for that.

 

[Rolex]

Exactly. My father would be lounging in his big recliner and use a voice command remote that didn't need batteries but needed 3 meals a day.

 

[bergoff]

People don't think its funny when the ask if you can fix it. And your answer I can fix most everything bit can't fix stupid. That's a tough one sometimes.