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1 st grade Proverbs.

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A 1 st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!



1.


Don't change horses


until they stop running.


2.


Strike while the


bug is close.


3.


It's always darkest before


Daylight Saving Time.


4.


Never underestimate the power of


termites.


5.


You can lead a horse to water but


How?


6.


Don't bite the hand that


looks dirty.


7.


No news is


impossible


8.


A miss is as good as a


Mr.


9.


You can't teach an old dog new


Math


10.


If you lie down with dogs, you'll


stink in the morning.


11.


Love all, trust


Me.


12.


The pen is mightier than the


pigs.


13.


An idle mind is


the best way to relax


14.


Where there's smoke there's


pollution.


15.


Happy the bride who


gets all the presents.


16.


A penny saved is


not much.


17.


Two's company, three's


the Musketeers.


18.


Don't put off till tomorrow what


you put on to go to bed.


19.


Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and


You have to blow your nose.


20.


There are none so blind as


Stevie Wonder


21.


Children should be seen and not


spanked or grounded.


22.


If at first you don't succeed


get new batteries.


23.


You get out of something only what you



See in the picture on the box



24.


When the blind lead the blind


get out of the way.


25.


A bird in the hand


is going to poop on you.


And the WINNER and last one!


26.


Better late than


Pregnant

 
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lmao some of those were great!
 
Lmao where they really 1st graders? I lliked num 5 I even laughed out loud on that one!

I don't know. I got it in an e-mail and thought you guys might like it.(hence the red and spacing)

I will post more funny things as i get them. If you would like me to stop just say so.

Glad you liked them.
 
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