You think your job sucks!

[ZANDOR]

>Subject: Thermometer testing
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>When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home
> From work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section
> And purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be
> Very sure you get this brand.
> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
> Disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very
> Comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the
> Package and remove the thermometer.
> Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will
> Not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out
> The literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small
> Print there is a statement,
> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
> Personally tested."
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> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad
> I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
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> HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS

 

[SMaxxin]

Thats freakin great LMAO!

 

[psunitro]

LOL, remember they use animals in testing as well...............




On a side note, the company I work for makes eveything for the eye, so we also make super sharp slitting knives for eye surgery. Every so often we(not me!) have to (pressure)test them. They use bulls eyes since they are close to a human eye. Someone devised a test to see how little pressure the blade puts on the eye before the correct cut. These testers dont get paid enough!!!

 

[WoodiE]

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is Personally tested."

If that's the case, then you're actually buying a used product? Kinda nasty knowing it's already been up someone else's ass. uke:




-Michael

 

[grgbulldog]

yes...very nasty

 

[hb1111]

thats not bad at all...i was repalcing some cast iron toilet drain on an old lady80ish i told her 3-5 times not to use the toilet because i was cutting the pipes out...well i get the old pipe out I'm sitting under the house and above me i hear walking...no worries i told her not to use it RIGHT?Wrong down comes the water and a big freaking TURD and toilet paper all in my LAP i was pissed i went up there and told her i thought i told you not to use the toilet and she told me....AND who are you I'm the repair guy then she says oh next time let me know when your coming to fix something...DAMN LADY HAD ALZIMERS the property manager laughed her ass off at me..now that sucked

 

[ImBroken]

thats not bad at all...i was repalcing some cast iron toilet drain on an old lady80ish i told her 3-5 times not to use the toilet because i was cutting the pipes out...well i get the old pipe out I'm sitting under the house and above me i hear walking...no worries i told her not to use it RIGHT?Wrong down comes the water and a big freaking TURD and toilet paper all in my LAP i was pissed i went up there and told her i thought i told you not to use the toilet and she told me....AND who are you I'm the repair guy then she says oh next time let me know when your coming to fix something...DAMN LADY HAD ALZIMERS the property manager laughed her ass off at me..now that sucked

lol... Been there...
I was at a ladies house replacing a strainer/trap assembly under her kitchen sink, and she asked if I wanted some coffee... I said OK... Next thing I know, I'm getting drenched in old cold coffee.. When she heard me yell, she panicked and turned on the water, I guess to clean me off... lol
Oh, I too could share some pretty nasty stories...