whats your motto

[taz1175]

If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Don't ask a question if you won't like the answer.

That's a 'FORD' hammer !

Meh...

My 2 word philosophy of parenting......

"I'M BIGGER!!!!"

And oddly enough it works well with my younger patients....


Or perhaps "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you."

Now that's funny, I like the one about the skydiving.......and yet so true !

Keep the 'shiny' side up !

Do Not Taunt Happy-Fun Ball.

I was nowhere near that chick 9 months ago.

Learn something new every day.

Everyone I meet is a potential friend until they prove otherwise.

Don't let your meatloaf.

"D.L.Y.M.L" That's the best one yet, I love that one.....I used to use it al the time !

I didn't do it, it wasn't me.
Live every day like it was your last.
Do on to others as you would have done to you.

 

[HPIguy]

My girl friend broke up with me cause she said i dont listen or something like that I dont know I wasn't really paying attention.

^^LMAO!!

"Live today like it is your last, for you will never know if it is." has always been one of my favs

"It'll buff out"

"Nothing a little Georgia chrome can't fix"

And one from my MX days when I was younger

"If you didn't clear it the first time you just need to back up, sac up, and hit it again."

 

[taz1175]

^^LMAO!!

"Live today like it is your last, for you will never know if it is." has always been one of my favs

"It'll buff out"

"Nothing a little Georgia chrome can't fix"

And one from my MX days when I was younger

"If you didn't clear it the first time you just need to back up, sac up, and hit it again."

"It'll buff out" - That's what my dad always says.

 

[vbgagnon]

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies....

 

[taz1175]

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies....

.......another good one, me likey !

 

[alpinehyperlite]

"Show me your hands!"
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law..............."
"Your damn near stupid, aint you?"
"Yes I did get you on radar, and no I dont have to show it to you."
"I dont know you, and I will f'n shoot you!"

 

[Xiris]

When people tell me cops are bad i say.

"A cop is only as bad as you make him"

And i like

"Slow your a$$ down!"

 

[alpinehyperlite]

"You have the right to remain silent, please use it."

 

[neobart]

Do onto others, before they do onto you.

Intelligent design means I have a smart as f**k d**k.

 

[ajames942]

Ditch the bitch and RIDE!!!

 

[olds97_lss]

"I dont know you, and I will f'n shoot you!"

That is friggen wicked! I wish I could use that at my job... if only I worked at the post office...

Intelligent design means I have a smart as f**k d**k.

I don't get it?

 

[backyard.beast]

if you run from the cops they will chase you but it is a matter of how fast you can run

 

[olds97_lss]

No one outruns a bullet.

 

[itsalifeworthliving]

"Show me your hands!"
"I dont know you, and I will f'n shoot you!"

thats funny couse i have heard that before!! then after i put my hands up, he asked if i was ok,THEN TASED ME!!!

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Tasers are fun, interesting ride on bothe ends of the probes.

 

[itsalifeworthliving]

Tasers are fun, interesting ride on bothe ends of the probes.

your such a jerk and hate you in a funny way.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

your such a jerk and hate you in a funny way.

I've been hit with it 5 times. (Certification training, instructor training, and during 3 training classes) I've only used it 3 times. that means i have to use it 2 more times just to break even. lol

 

[taz1175]

If you didn't wanna hear what I had to say, then why did you ask ?
I'm not as think as you dumb I am.
I'm nuckin futz.
Lay off my kool-aid.
Your as dumb as a box of rocks.
or
Your dummer than a box of rocks.

 

[neobart]

You can play with all you want, but don't talk to it.

 

[taz1175]

You can play with all you want, but don't talk to it.

I'm not even going there.:

Don't bit off more than you can chew.
If you shake it more than twice, your playin' with it.