What Makes 100 %?

[FastEddy]

This is for all of you that wish to get ahead.


What Makes 100 %?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants
over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

And,

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will get you close,

Attitude will get you there,
but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Never thought about it like that before, huh?

 

[x_789]

That is so true my man

 

[Will]

I will file this in the back of my head...Thanks!

 

[SkyMaxx]

I now have something to bring to work that explains why the brown nosers in the military get farther along than the hardworking knowledgable types who don't quite make it.

 

[Mayhem]

Old news but still great humor

 

[Hunter]

Good one FastEddy

SkyMaxx whats your rank again

 

[SkyMaxx]

Number one BULLSHIT artist.

 

[Mike c.]

thats funny:cheerful: