What A Beautifull Story

[abadk9420]

What a beautiful story.. This should be shared with everyone.







Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'

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The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

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The end



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[robmob]

hahahahahaha!

 

[Rolex]

Thanks so much.
That really warmed my heart.

 

[abadk9420]

Thanks so much.
That really warmed my heart.

I thought you would enjoy it, LOL!!!!

 

[SMaxxin]

That seriously made me LOL

 

[hamz9561]

How did you know about me? I usually only tell that story after a few kegs and before the bar brawl....

 

[Rolex]

I had to take the time to read it again.
It actually brings a tear to my eye.
Beautiful, just beautiful. Thanks again for posting it.

 

[moe7404]

well it took me 32 years to get there but iam there now. i sleep till 11:00, eat what i want. drink what i want, when i want. ect, ect, ect.

 

[Tombomb]

Chapter Two:

The beautiful girl has a beautiful sister who likes to visit and sometimes sleep over on week ends but has to leave right away in the morning.

 

[frickenjoey]

Wow chapter two is just...wow. I am getting choked up here.....ROLF

 

[Lessen]

LMAO! I havn't laughed at the internet in a long time. Thanks man! :thumbup:

 

[RatzoRC]

Well now. If i had seen that 21 years ago..... damn!

 

[Lessen]

^^^

Who opened the flood gates to the veterans hall???

 

[abadk9420]

^^^

Who opened the flood gates to the veterans hall???

Yep were starting to kick it old school around here all of the sudden, LOL!!!!!::whhooo:

Chapter 3
That is because her sisters best friend will be showing any time for the day shift, LOL!!!!

 

[Tombomb]

........and her sisters' best friend is......













HER F***ING SISTER!!!!!!



We could sell soap with this story!!!