Well, are you?

[Rolex]

You Know You're Trailer Trash When:


1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more
teeth than your spouse.

2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at
the dinner table in front of her kids.

3.---You're been married three times and still have
the same in-laws.

4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league"
bowls on a different night.

5.---Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired
people."

6.---You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.

7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after
saying: "Hey, hold my beer and watch this."

8.---You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9.---Your junior prom had a daycare.

10.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.

11.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled
Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines."

12.---You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.

13.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and
down, depending on how much gas is in it.

14.---You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.

15.---One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16.---You need one more hole punched in your cards to
get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17.---You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it.

18.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is
drunk.

19.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

20.---Your front porch collapses and kills more than
five dogs.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Number 18 is a CLASSIC!

 

[rocknbil]

<snicker>

- you have ever started a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird."
- you think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
- you consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
- after making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
- anyone in your family has ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
- you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
- you have a picture of Willie Nelson or Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
- you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
- your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard.
- you own a belt buckle that weighs more than 3 pounds.
- your all-time favorite movie is Cannonball Run.
- you have a family reunion by watching America's Most Wanted.
- the "yes" answer to any question is "ten-four, good buddy."
- the driver's side door of any car you own has tobacco stains.
- duct tape is visible anywhere on the outside of your vehicle.
- your house has more wheels than your car.
- you have a spit cup anywhere on the premises.
- your idea of a good time is a six pack of beer and a bug zapper.

 

[Revo]

You go to your family reunion to get a date.

 

[SMaxxin]

11.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled
Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines."

You mean those are not the last words to the Star Spangled
Banner?

 

[bentover]

I sent that my sister, she got pissed.

 

[hamz9561]

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!

 

[Plaidfish]

if your truck is taller than your trailer home....
If your new TV sits on top of your old TVs as a stand.....
If your idea of home improvement includes adding hubcaps...
If you get asked for I.D. and you show your nameplate belt buckle...
or my new favorite:
If you get told 3 brazilian soldiers were killed fighting for america and you ask how many is in a brazilian........

 

[bentover]

if you are a fan of Jeff Foxworthy :celebrate2:

 

[Karl M]

If your mother has ever said come check this out before I flush it.
Chickens are allowed in to all rooms for the house.
Your wife weighs as much as your pickup truck.
You smoked during your wedding.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

I'm not, but here is photographic proof that Godale03 is!

 

[Rolex]

A special redneck occasion.....

He's wearing his best pair of jeans.
She's 8 months pregnant and still smoking.
He's got a brand new bag of chew.
They still have grass around the trailer.
The dog has the best teeth.

 

[hamz9561]

- your home is mobile and vehicles aren't.
- you mow the yard and find a car.
- your friends accuse you of lying through your tooth.