WalMart wines

[Rolex]

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range. This is perfect for those $5.00 grab bag gifts.

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brand.

The top ten surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante



The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I already know that Possum is not a white meat. ⨪

 

[weezracen]

You had me going there for a minute. lamo!!!!!!!

 

[slowngreen]

Mmmmm I wouldnt mind suprising the little lady with the finest Chef Boyardeaux from Walmart even if i did have to spend upwards of $5 for just one bottle....lol.

 

[LBSinGTX]

I hope their wines come in a box, not a bottle.

 

[olds97_lss]

Will it go good with rabbit and venison?

 

[frickenjoey]

Yes Olds, I can say the the White Trashfindel May 2009 vintage goes rather nicely with rabbit since it is a white meat. They have it in box and tin can.

 

[digger]

Will it go good with rabbit and venison?

Probably not. Just stick with beer on that. Pretty fancy meal, may want to have the 'ol lady pour it in a chilled mug for ya.

Damn! not on a lot anymore and I'm missing out on this hillbilly poop. Need to check in more often and keep you guys straight on this.

 

[Rolex]

I don't particularly care what color the wine is, as long as it's fresh.
This past Tuesday was a good vintage.

 

[big jilm]

Nothing wrong with walmart wine.. Just lacks a little sophistication , much like my women...Also cheap, Like my women... Hey , The boxes double as packing for when we get evicted..

 

[frickenjoey]

Nothing wrong with walmart wine.. Just lacks a little sophistication , much like my women...Also cheap, Like my women... Hey , The boxes double as packing for when we get evicted..

Hey WeezRacen! Did ya hear that....give yer ex a Wal-Mart wine box and tell her to get-a-packen!