'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00.'
A policeman, seeing the sign,
Stopped them and told them
They'd either have to remove the sign
Or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer,
'How come you don't stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,'
The officer smiled . .
'Their sign pertains to religion.'
So the two ladies of the night frowned
As they too k their sign down and drove off.
The following da y found the same police officer
In the area when he noticed the two ladies
Driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest,
He began to catch up with them
When he noticed the new sign which now read:
'Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.
A policeman, seeing the sign,
Stopped them and told them
They'd either have to remove the sign
Or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer,
'How come you don't stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,'
The officer smiled . .
'Their sign pertains to religion.'
So the two ladies of the night frowned
As they too k their sign down and drove off.
The following da y found the same police officer
In the area when he noticed the two ladies
Driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest,
He began to catch up with them
When he noticed the new sign which now read:
'Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.
