The Question Game

[slowngreen]

Hoping to ban someone

Favorite Jim Carey movie?

 

[Rolex]

Tough call, but I can tell you my LEAST favorite was "Man on the moon". His portrayal was spot on, but it bombed because no one cared about that Latka dork.


Has there been a single movie or TV movie made in the last 5 years that Samuel L. Jackson has NOT been in?

 

[rcnut143]

Go the F$&@ to Sleep

Seeing as tomorrow the last shuttle will go into space, what are your thoughts on the space program?

 

[Rolex]

It saddens me to see that program end.


Who wrote "Go the f#@& to sleep?"

 

[slowngreen]

Adam Mansbach. He was on Bob And Tom this morning.

Do you listen to Bob and Tom regularly?

 

[SMaxxin]

Not anymore but they are great....B double E double R u n beerrun!

Why do grown ups still play with toys?

 

[frickenjoey]

I do because I was deprived as a child so I am making up for it now......

Why did my parents say "this is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you" right before they would beat my ass as a kid?

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Because they found it fun to lie to you and deprive you of toys.


Where in my life did i screw up and make the decision to choose a career that i have to be at work at 5 in the frickin morning?

 

[Jacknifejuv]

Probably wen you thought of the idea that you would get the chance to tazer people in the nuts and watch them dribble on the floor .
Why am i now going to spend the next 3 hours putting up this swimming pool for the kids that will probably only get used once or maybe twice .

 

[frickenjoey]

Because you thought it was a good idea and did not think there is only two weeks of sunshine a year in England....

Why do all the ho's here in Korea know my name when I am walking down the street?

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Because 5 do-rra luv u looong time.

"Sir, can you write me a note to give to my boss now that you have made me late for work?" "Sure, just sign here on the bottom line." HAHAHA
Why are these people so stupid?

 

[Jacknifejuv]

Hahahahaha you love it .

 

[Rolex]

Hahahahaha you love it .

FAIL....Follow the rules.

"Sir, can you write me a note to give to my boss now that you have made me late for work?" "Sure, just sign here on the bottom line." HAHAHA
Why are these people so stupid?

Because they have opened their mouths and removed all doubt.

"But Officer, I heard you guys never give tickets to good looking women."
"That's correct, we don't. Sign here."

Who decided to grab a cow's teat and say, "I'm gonna' squeeze this thing, and whatever comes out of it I'm gonna' swallow."

 

[SMaxxin]

A dirty old pervert that couldn't get a woman LOL


Have you ever been bit by a fish?

 

[Jacknifejuv]

Sure as hell haven't .


Officer: do you no why i pulled you over sir ? Perp: why you forgot already . Your the officer what would you do next lol ?

 

[alpinehyperlite]

I did too, but its cool. I just started shift. I got 12 hours for us to sit here and figure it out.


Why do they call them bulletproof vests when they are really only bullet resistant?

 

[SMaxxin]

Nothing sells better than false advertising!


Why did Alpine taz Jacknifejuv twice?

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Because he called me a "Wee little wanker" (see avatar)

Why is smaxxin feeling completely stresses and a little homicidal! ?

 

[SMaxxin]

Building a new house will do that to you!


Does grass grow 9 months out of the year everywhere or just in Louisiana?

 

[frickenjoey]

No, when I lived in Okinawa it grew 12 months of the year and so would tomatoes. Never got cold enough to kill them. Pick them fresh on New Years day? Yup!

Do you think Jacknifejuv eats the big mints in the bottom of a urinal?