The Moral....

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ImBroken

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger
sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite
near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister
called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She
was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted
to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock
as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for
a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the
door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing
outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


The morale of this story is...... always keep your condoms in your car.

Funny stuff....
 
LMAO!!! the ending had me smiling - the final line had me LMAO.

good show
 
good one! punch line had me in tears.
 
YUP! I just pee'd a little, good one!
 
OMG HAHAHAHAHA thats is really funny. Had me laughing for a while
 
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