The miracle of toilet paper.

[slowngreen]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
Paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything,
I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing
It between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
Breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says,
"Worked for your butt didn't it?"

 

[EXTREME1]

lol.seems logical.:doc:

 

[alien13]

His funeral was the next day...

 

[Zdragon71]

Lmao!!!

 

[SMaxxin]

Lmao!!!

 

[hamz9561]

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Extreme RC Mods]

 

[2revo1maxx]

Lmao I forgot that one!

 

[Rolex]

The pain medication is helping and he can almost see out of one eye now.

 

[moe7404]

it worked for my ex. but dont tell HER. LOL

 

[HPIguy]

LMAO, classic

 

[R&R Racing]

Classic, love it..

 

[moe7404]

but the TP feels so good.

 

[robmob]

Lmao!.......

 

[nikko508]

I wonder if that will work on m
never mind.pps:

 

[Rolex]

I wonder if that will work on m
never mind.pps:

Let me try that.....give me a minute.....
......yes, it seems to be working.......

 

[nikko508]

Take it easy, it's not your savage your rubbing.

 

[hamz9561]

I think it was his drum of wax for the Savage....

 

[alpinehyperlite]

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