insaneatvs
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I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Milk Bones at Super Wal-Mart and was standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting 'The Milk Bones Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 pounds before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Milk Bones and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my penis and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid b**ch...why else would I buy dog bones??
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting 'The Milk Bones Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 pounds before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Milk Bones and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my penis and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid b**ch...why else would I buy dog bones??
