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> > >>>>>> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old
> > son
> > >>>>>>playing
> > >>>>>>with his new electric train in the living room.
> > >>>>>>She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of
> > >>>>>>bitches who want off, get the hell off
> > now...cause
> > >>>>>>this
> > >>>>>>is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting
> > on,
> > >>>>>>get
> > >>>>>>your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
> > >>>>>>The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
> > kind
> > >>>>>>of
> > >>>>>>language in this house.
> > >>>>>>Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for
> > TWO
> > >>>>>>HOURS.
> > >>>>>>When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you
> > to
> > >>>>>>use nice
> > >>>>>>language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
> > >>>>>>resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the
> > >>>>>>mother
> > heard
> > >>>>>>her son
> > >>>>>>say...
> > >>>>>>"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
> > your
> > >>>>>>trip
> > >>>>>>was a pleasant one.
> > >>>>>>We hope you will ride with us again soon."
> > >>>>>>She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
> > >>>>>>boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train.
> > >>>>>>We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
> > today."
> > >>>>>>As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
> > >>>>>>who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
> > please
> > >>>>>>see
> > >>>>>>the bitch in the kitchen...."
> > >>>>>> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old
> > son
> > >>>>>>playing
> > >>>>>>with his new electric train in the living room.
> > >>>>>>She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of
> > >>>>>>bitches who want off, get the hell off
> > now...cause
> > >>>>>>this
> > >>>>>>is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting
> > on,
> > >>>>>>get
> > >>>>>>your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
> > >>>>>>The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
> > kind
> > >>>>>>of
> > >>>>>>language in this house.
> > >>>>>>Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for
> > TWO
> > >>>>>>HOURS.
> > >>>>>>When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you
> > to
> > >>>>>>use nice
> > >>>>>>language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
> > >>>>>>resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the
> > >>>>>>mother
> > heard
> > >>>>>>her son
> > >>>>>>say...
> > >>>>>>"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
> > your
> > >>>>>>trip
> > >>>>>>was a pleasant one.
> > >>>>>>We hope you will ride with us again soon."
> > >>>>>>She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
> > >>>>>>boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train.
> > >>>>>>We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
> > today."
> > >>>>>>As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
> > >>>>>>who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
> > please
> > >>>>>>see
> > >>>>>>the bitch in the kitchen...."
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