El Pirata
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General -
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and gives policy to God.
Colonel -
Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks to God.
Lieutenant Colonel -
Leaps short buildings with a runnign start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks in water in an indoor swimming pool, and talks to God IF a special request is approved.
Major (Sky's O grade) -
Barely clears quonset huts, loses tugs of war with locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.
Captain -
Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury, can drag a paddle, and talks to animals.
First Lieutenant -
Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water.
Second Lieutenant -
Falls over doorsills when trying to enter buildings, says, "Look at the choo choo," wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself.
NCO (guess who this is) -
Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them, and freezes water with a single glance.... HE IS GOD!!!!
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and gives policy to God.
Colonel -
Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is calm, and talks to God.
Lieutenant Colonel -
Leaps short buildings with a runnign start and a favorable wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks in water in an indoor swimming pool, and talks to God IF a special request is approved.
Major (Sky's O grade) -
Barely clears quonset huts, loses tugs of war with locomotives, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.
Captain -
Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotives, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury, can drag a paddle, and talks to animals.
First Lieutenant -
Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water.
Second Lieutenant -
Falls over doorsills when trying to enter buildings, says, "Look at the choo choo," wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself.
NCO (guess who this is) -
Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them, and freezes water with a single glance.... HE IS GOD!!!!
