Swine flu???!!

[Scrogg]

It sucks! Anybody else had the misfortune of catching it? That's why I have not been around if anyone missed me.
Actually it was not that big a deal, I ran a fever for a week or so. Felt like a normal cold with some serious stomach cramps. I did not feel like I was going to die or anything dramatic. I think the media is making a bigger deal out of it than necessary. I would not have known if I had not went to the doctor, the worst of it was over by then. Free week out of work though! Truggy is nice and clean, installed new bearings in my engines......

 

[alpinehyperlite]

I had it for a little over a week. Couldnt keep anyhing down. Lost almost 40lbs from the extreme "stomach problems" was pretty much erupting out of both ends for a few days straight....... This was about 2-3 months ago... I still havent put my weight back on.......3 years of biking and working out every day down the shitter, literally.

 

[Rolex]

I'm feeling much better now, but the after affects still linger.

 

[Scrogg]

I had it for a little over a week. Couldnt keep anyhing down. Lost almost 40lbs from the extreme "stomach problems" was pretty much erupting out of both ends for a few days straight....... This was about 2-3 months ago... I still havent put my weight back on.......3 years of biking and working out every day down the shitter, literally.

That sucks, I know the feeling. It's a constant struggle to make positive gains in weightlifting naturally. I have fought for years to reach my goals, everytime I get close something sets me back 6 months to a year's worth of progress.

 

[Rolex]

I tried lifting weights once. The damn things were really heavy so I never did it again.
Anyway, I'm in great shape. Oval is a shape, and it's great.

 

[RC Addict]

Glad you are feeling better, buddy!!!

40lbs from being sick??? Where do I get my hands on some of that?!?!

 

[alpinehyperlite]

its pretty much the same effect as taking ex-lax for breakfast lunch and dinner, with a bottle of two of water a day........

 

[Scrogg]

its pretty much the same effect as taking ex-lax for breakfast lunch and dinner, with a bottle or two of water a day........

That pretty much sums it up. I felt bad for a few days, like I had a cold or something. Did not think much of it, just felt sick. Then one night I was awakened from my Valium coma with the WORLD'S WORST poop CRAMPS......so bad I could not even get out of the bed for a good 5 minutes to go to the bathroom for fear of shitting myself from the slightest movement. Luckily I managed to run to the throne before my butthole turned inside out. Needless to say I called in sick that morning and went to my physician's office. Antiviral meds and 2 weeks later, I'm still not 100% recovered yet.
If anyone has ever had to drink a bottle of castor oil, that's the exact feeling!
Doc made me drink that stuff the night before he needed to X-Ray my kidneys.
8oz. of Castor Oil= 4-6 hours of pure misery and 1/3 your total body weight in poo.

 

[Racer 1966]

I thought it was odd how you disappeared for a while. Glad you're better :thumbup:

 

[hamz9561]

Whatever you do, don't use the same oinkment that Rolex did......

 

[Scrogg]

Whatever you do, don't use the same oinkment that Rolex did......

LOL, NO worries!

 

[Rolex]

LMAO!!! Oinkment!
You won't believe what my feet look like now.

 

[digger]

All the guys that have had it are green...
Maybe someone needs to fumigate the washroom in the bat cave. I know ya can't go in there for a couple of hours after Rolex has been there.

Maybe ya need to keep the flu Rolex. You're looking better. Got a little hair coming back on your head... Ears are a little smaller... The wrinkle cream is working... The man breasts are still a little big though. May want to work on those..


We would all appreciate it if ya would put a shirt on.

 

[Rolex]

LMFAO......!!!

I use the executive bathroom in the Fortress of Solitude, so it didn't start with me.

The blue shirts we're required to wear when we show up for work are just too itchy. Besides, what's the point of wearing a shirt if I'm not wearing any pants?

 

[digger]

LMFAO......!!!

I use the executive bathroom in the Fortress of Solitude, so it didn't start with me.

The blue shirts we're required to wear when we show up for work are just too itchy. Besides, what's the point of wearing a shirt if I'm not wearing any pants?

BRO! I'm glad the pic stopped at the man breasts!


LMFAO!