Sisters of st. Francis house of prostitution

[abadk9420]

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign


out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF


PROSTITUTION 10 MILES​

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without


second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST.


FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES​

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives


past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION


NEXT RIGHT​

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far


side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the


door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS​

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a Nun in a


long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"


He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in


possibly doing business.... "


"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding


passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and


tells the man, "Please knock on this door."


He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the


door.​

This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the


large wooden door at the end of the hallway."​

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the


door pulling it shut behind him.


The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing


another sign:​

GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.


SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER:​

 

[frickenjoey]

There we go....I can read it now.....Yeah good times right? that is about like this one

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room and not to get any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up put them under the drop cloth, and lock the door so our Habit can stay clean." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey girls....nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

 

[slowngreen]

both are real good lmao...

 

[Rolex]

I've heard it's okay to kiss a nun, but don't get into the habit. :
HEY! We'll have nun of that.

 

[frickenjoey]

I've heard it's okay to kiss a nun, but don't get into the habit. :
HEY! We'll have nun of that.

Badda BING! But seriously folks......