Sexual Harrassment

[beason]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and
asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."

 

[slowngreen]

LMFAO! Very nice.

 

[SteelCityNitro]

Man and a woman in an elevator. The man looks over and back at the woman a few times and finally asks the woman "excuse me miss, but is it possible that I can smell your genitals? The woman glared back with an appalled look on her face and said "NO! YOU MOST CERTAINLY CAN NOT! YOU ARE DISGUSTING!" The man looked back and said "Oh, well my apologies ma'am.. it must be your feet."

 

[hamz9561]

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rolex]

LMAO. 2 classics!