I know it is a little late in the post here, but I just have to make a couple of comments:
Just wondering what the guy looks like that wins that state of the art "vaginal heater." What kind of goofy look has this guy got on his face?
Even worse....
Where has that thing been in the last 100 years or so? :no_commen
As for the "redneck lawnmower," that is all wrong. Not even a place to put beer on that one. Get real. We don't mow our grass without beer! No engine. We are going to be tired and sober at the same time!
A poor redneck is going to hitch his ugly 'Ol Lady up to a push mower.
A rich redneck is going to be pulling something behind an old truck. Say a '78 model F-150, not much left on the fenders. Has to unhook from the mower pretty quick so we can get more beer.
And us really true rednecks, don't know about the rest of you....
I'm not going to mow around the old cars and refrigerators in my yard. :devious: