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you guys are sick puppies.. lol personally i drink coke or mt dew.. lots of water if I'm workin outside.. but my well water sucks donkey dong so i have to buy gallons at the store..
 
this could be the designated spam/up your post count thread.. if you got something stupid to say, post it here.. if your not sure if its a stupid post, it prolly is. lol or we could start counting...

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WATER OR COKE? YOU DECIDE.

> >>1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
> >>
> >>2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so
> >>weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
> >>
> >>3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's
> >>metabolism as much as 3%.
> >>
> >>4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger
> >>pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a
> >>University of Washington study.
> >>
> >>5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
> >>
> >>6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses
> >>of water a day could significantly ease back and
> >>joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
> >>
> >>7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy
> >>short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and
> >>difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a
> >>printed page.
> >>
> >>8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the
> >>risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the
> >>risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less
> >>likely to develop bladder cancer.
> >>
> >>And now for the properties of COKE:
> >>
> >>1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol
> >>carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove
> >>blood from the highway after a car accident.
> >>
> >>2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and
> >>it will be gone in two days.
> >>
> >>3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into
> >>the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one
> >>hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke
> >>removes stains from vitreous China.
> >>
> >>4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub
> >>the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap
> >>aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
> >>
> >>5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
> >>Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
> >>away the corrosion.
> >>
> >>6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked
> >>in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
> >>
> >>7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
> >>the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and
> >>bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished,
> >>remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
> >>with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
> >>
> >>8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke
> >>into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
> >>through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help
> >>loosen grease stains.
> >>
> >>9. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
> >>
> >>
> >>For Your Info:
> >>
> >>1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
> >>Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4days.
> >>Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones
> >>and is a major contributor to the rising increase in
> >>osteoporosis.
> >>
> >>2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the
> >>commercial truck must use the Hazardous material
> >>place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
> >>
> >>3. The distributors of coke have been using it to
> >>clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
> >>
> >>Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass
> >>of water?
 
FastEddy said:
Could I fill the bathtub with Coke and dispose of a dead body?


Probley not!

But I could hook you up...Are your drains good :shrug:
 
Candyman said:
And how come they don't offer Vanilla Cherry Dr. Pepper in non-diet? That diet taste is like rancid rat-piss to me.

They do. Check your local Safeway, Piggly Wiggly, or the like.
 
Diver6127 said:
Coke please! I'll drink water when I run out of coke.


you let yourself run out?? ....LOL my sis in law & i are like crack heads ..its ok for the other to take A coke from each others stash, but DO NOT take the last one
 
my roomie was drinkin a case in 2 days, we were splittin the grocery bill I said F that and stopped buyin coke, since he was a lazy ass and never shopped he would go to the gas station every day and drink about 3-4 of the biggest cokes he could buy from the fountain, one in the morning, one on the way to work, one after work, and one before bed he just got plain fat from it too, i can't wait to see him with a few kidney stones in the next few years
 
Breakfast for me is a cigarette and a can of coke. I used to drink the regular stuff but had to switch to Diet coke when I was diagnosed with diabetes. It took a while to get used to but everyonce in a while, I gotta get a taste of the regular coke ... what a treat!

I remember when they came put with that "new recipe" back in the 80's and I was furious! I actually stoped drinking coke and wasn't switching to Pepsi. Rather go without than substitute. I then found a place that still had a huge cache of the original stuff and I kept that secret as long as I could but word got out in no time to the other coke addicts. A few months later and the original stuff was back ... YEAH! Still sux that I have to drink the diet stuff but better that than anyting else.
 
I haven't had a carbonated sugar drink in 10-15 years. I can't stand that much sugar at one time. I drink at least a half gallon of water every day. When I had a kidney stone and the Dr says do it, I took his word for it. If I don't drink water I feel like poop.

The best part about it is when your in the mens room taking a piss and some dude says holly poop after I've been pissing for 3 times as long as they were. The trick is to use a toilet rather then a urinal, it sounds more impressive. If I catch someone taking notice Ill pinch it off for a few seconds and start again. If they are still taking notice Ill do it 3-4 times. It gets some interesting comments. The best place to do this is at a bar when there is a line of people waiting to use the pisser. I got an ovation one night when I was done.
 
mmmmmm....ssuuurrrgggeee......... mmmmmmmmmm..........vaauuuuullttttttt......
 
hey andy ...think you could spare a few of those vaults for your web designer?

it would probily help get rid of that "coming soon" quicker lol
 
TMAXXBUSTER said:
WATER OR COKE? YOU DECIDE.

> >>1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
> >>
> >>2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so
> >>weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
> >>
> >>3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's
> >>metabolism as much as 3%.
> >>
> >>4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger
> >>pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a
> >>University of Washington study.
> >>
> >>5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
> >>
> >>6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses
> >>of water a day could significantly ease back and
> >>joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
> >>
> >>7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy
> >>short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and
> >>difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a
> >>printed page.
> >>
> >>8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the
> >>risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the
> >>risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less
> >>likely to develop bladder cancer.
> >>
> >>And now for the properties of COKE:
> >>
> >>1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol
> >>carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove
> >>blood from the highway after a car accident.
> >>
> >>2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and
> >>it will be gone in two days.
> >>
> >>3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into
> >>the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one
> >>hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke
> >>removes stains from vitreous China.
> >>
> >>4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub
> >>the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap
> >>aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
> >>
> >>5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
> >>Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
> >>away the corrosion.
> >>
> >>6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked
> >>in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
> >>
> >>7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
> >>the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and
> >>bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished,
> >>remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
> >>with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
> >>
> >>8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke
> >>into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
> >>through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help
> >>loosen grease stains.
> >>
> >>9. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
> >>
> >>
> >>For Your Info:
> >>
> >>1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
> >>Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4days.
> >>Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones
> >>and is a major contributor to the rising increase in
> >>osteoporosis.
> >>
> >>2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the
> >>commercial truck must use the Hazardous material
> >>place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
> >>
> >>3. The distributors of coke have been using it to
> >>clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
> >>
> >>Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass
> >>of water?

Attempted Rant?
 
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