- Messages
- 35,104
- Reaction score
- 1,856
- Points
- 2,198
- Location
- In my recliner
- RC Driving Style
- Bashing
- Flying
The Washington Post invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some of those winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid (e.g.: "I'm a doctor...")
4. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)
9. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10. Glibido: All talk and no action.
11. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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and there's more ...
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable : What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette : The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize : What a crook sees with
Control : A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse : what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper : a clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes : what a guy in a boat does
Left Bank : what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty : How golfers create divots
Paradox : two physicians
Parasites : what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist : a helper on the farm
Polarize : what penguins see with
Primate : removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief : what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck : what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress : describes 250 pounds in a size 6
Selfish : what the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued : like a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
Sudafed : brought litigation against a government official
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid (e.g.: "I'm a doctor...")
4. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)
9. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10. Glibido: All talk and no action.
11. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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and there's more ...
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable : What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette : The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize : What a crook sees with
Control : A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse : what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper : a clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes : what a guy in a boat does
Left Bank : what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty : How golfers create divots
Paradox : two physicians
Parasites : what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist : a helper on the farm
Polarize : what penguins see with
Primate : removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief : what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck : what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress : describes 250 pounds in a size 6
Selfish : what the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued : like a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
Sudafed : brought litigation against a government official
