My Weekend

[Rolex]

She was hot, for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a conversation and she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double?

I said, "I'm not sure what that is."

She said it was a mother and daughter 3-some.

I knew her daughter had to be really hot.

We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night.
I couldn't wait, and we headed out immediately.

We went back to her place. She slid the dead bolt in place behind her and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

 

[Timmahh]

DOH!!!!!!! lmAO thats some funny poop!

 

[Karl M]

Well, how were they? LMAO

 

[SkyMaxx]

Damn...Rolex...you sure do get all the luck. =devil Did you guys share a box of diapers afterwards?

 

[Racer 1966]

Now that there's funny!!! LMAO

 

[Rolex]

Well.........Depends.

 

[jetmechG550]

Dat's some funny poop!

 

[digger]

Well.........Depends.

Depends on what???





LMAO.
(somebody owes me a keyboard here.)


So, how was Mom?
Was there a good time to be had by all? =devil


A person should never get too old to live out a fantasy.
Way to go Mom. :thumbup:

 

[SMaxxin]

That was great LOL

 

[bentover]

I'll stick to Masturbation the next time I get asked that question in a bar, either way, there's a 50/50 chance I'll just screw myself.

 

[sweetdiesel]

LMAO too funny.

 

[godale03]

I am with Digger on this one.... Someone owes me a new keyboard! That was funny right there!!

 

[FastEddy]

She tried that same trick on me a few years back.
wasn't that bad.

So..... you know what a 79 YO lady wears to bed?







Depends.......

 

[bentover]

Yeah, nothing but depends undergarments right?!?!

 

[Rolex]

She tried that same trick on me a few years back.
wasn't that bad.

Yeah, but a few years back, you didn't step into her bed pan while trying to escape in the dark.

 

[digger]

Yeah, but a few years back, you didn't step into her bed pan while trying to escape in the dark.

Hope you found all your clothes and were able to make it out without giving them your real phone number. :LoL:

 

[Rolex]

Oh shoot!! THAT'S where my cell phone is. I've been looking for it.

 

[robriguez]

At least mom might be able to give a good Gum Job.