Most embarassing work injury?

[MCNorris]

Today after one of my breaks I was in the bathroom taking a leak and since we were moving tire carcass' to our new area I decided to put my belt to the next notch, my hand slipped off of my belt and extremely hard into the urinal, I had to go to medical, I have a broken knuckle and a contusion in my pinky....... All reported injury's are posted in a flier format, with 2 pictures and emailed to every supervisor in the plant and in the smaller areas shared with the area during startup every morning......



3 days off and next week is gonna rock!!!!!! lol

 

[BOUTCH]

OUCH!! that must of hurt man, surprised to see that taking a leak could be that dangerous...give your hand a rest now.

 

[romeo_1984]

Wow! i remember when i was working at a rubber extrusion factory and i was cutting some rubber off of the steel pole my hand slipped of and i jabbed the razor blade into my leg just inches from my testicles. i ended up going to the emergency room i got a week off to let it heal some and lets just say the next couple of months were alot of fun!

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Got my ass whooped by two butchy lesbians.

 

[romeo_1984]

Got my ass whooped by two butchy lesbians.

at work? holy poop!

 

[MCNorris]

Got my ass whooped by two butchy lesbians.

I said at work, not ur family reunion

 

[romeo_1984]

I said at work, not ur family reunion

hahahahahahahahahaha (gasp) hahahahahahahaha

 

[Rolex]

So, MCNorris, I guess it's safe to say you got pissed about that injury.

Got my ass whooped by two butchy lesbians.

LMAO!!

I said at work, not ur family reunion

LMAO twice as loud!

A friend of mine who's a cop in New York got kneed in the junk by one of those ladies during a bar fight. He succeeded in clocking her with his flashlight on his way to the ground. That's the only time I agreed with hitting a woman.

 

[romeo_1984]

That's the only time I agreed with hitting a woman.

woman? woman? does this look like a woman?

 

[alpinehyperlite]

These two bullish "women" were having happy time in a truck behind a lesbian bar, and i rolled up on duty and saw the truck a rocking, so i went a knockin, with my spot light. I just was in my first month alone on duty. So these two sasquaches jumped out of the truck, and commensed to running straight at me. So i pulled out the ole trusty pepperspray, and it was like squirting a raging bull in the face with a watergun. So there we were swinging away at each other, and i must have hit em each 5-6 times in the head with the night stick. So 2 other units pulled up, and got out, then leaned against their cars to watch me getting my ass whooped. After a few minutes they jumped in and we arrested them, but needless to say, it was a horrible next few shifts.

 

[MCNorris]

Yea ralph, I figured I could excpect some toilet humor out of you lol, I think firestone has a lawsuit on their hands, I want reinbursment for the embarrassment of me yelling like a girl in front of some maitnence guys, they're gonna give me crap for life about this

 

[Rolex]

Why haven't I seen it on "Shocking Police Videos", alpinehyperlite? It would be a classic! :whhooo:

I sure wish I worked with you, MCNorris. I could make your life a living hell.
Rolling rubbers, pulling it at the urinal....the belt....allegedly.
Yeah, right. Nice try.

 

[NCNitro]

These two bullish "women" were having happy time in a truck behind a lesbian bar, and i rolled up on duty and saw the truck a rocking, so i went a knockin, with my spot light. I just was in my first month alone on duty. So these two sasquaches jumped out of the truck, and commensed to running straight at me. So i pulled out the ole trusty pepperspray, and it was like squirting a raging bull in the face with a watergun. So there we were swinging away at each other, and i must have hit em each 5-6 times in the head with the night stick. So 2 other units pulled up, and got out, then leaned against their cars to watch me getting my ass whooped. After a few minutes they jumped in and we arrested them, but needless to say, it was a horrible next few shifts.

LMFAO! That's Great!

 

[abadk9420]

Last week at work I went to sit down on on of those cheap metal collaspable stool from Walmart, and well lets just say it collapsed when it wasn't supposed too, and not how it was supposed too one of the bars ripped my pants about foot amd my drawrs and A$$ about 4-5 inches, so yes I was bleeding, got lucky though only me and the guy at the video saw it happen and he went and got my van so all I had to do was walk hop in and drive home , changed my pants and went back to work....

 

[destrucktomaxx]

One time, I was working on this brand new Volvo HD semi truck and I caught a double dose of poop happens. I was in the truck installing an Aether GPS system when the driver popped off the lid to his battery box to charge them up (the company made the drivers actually work, lol). All is good right? WRONG! The battery box on a Volvo VHD semi truck also happens to have the top step integrated into the lid, which is held in place by 2 rubber straps. After awhile of charging, he put the lid back on. I step out on the rail, stand there for a split second, and the step comes right out from under me and I busted my ass! Oh god my butt and tail bone hurt so bad from that. And of course, to add insult to injury, I went to stand up, forgetting that the drivers side door was wide open, very conveniently, as I was right under it. I caught the sharp corner of the door square in the spine. That put me back on the ground for awhile. What a bad day.

 

[Rolex]

Oh, this is a great thread.

It's only funny till someone gets hurt, and as long as it's not me, then it's hysterical.

 

[destrucktomaxx]

Yea, all the boys in the shop thought it was funny too. Anything to make a smile, I suppose.

 

[MCNorris]

It's kinda sweet, it's gonna be in the 60's next few days so me and my boy are going to go play with the RC's for the next 3 days, I can still work a controller fine!

 

[ajames942]

Not really an injury but it was embarrassing.

I was at work and I was working with customers when I see this huge spider run across the floor, ?*I am deathly afraid of spiders, so i started running like a little girl screaming like a little girl lol.

 

[BOUTCH]

woman? woman? does this look like a woman?

Hummm, not too sure...