Most embarassing work injury?

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These two bullish "women" were having happy time in a truck behind a lesbian bar, and i rolled up on duty and saw the truck a rocking, so i went a knockin, with my spot light. I just was in my first month alone on duty. So these two sasquaches jumped out of the truck, and commensed to running straight at me. So i pulled out the ole trusty pepperspray, and it was like squirting a raging bull in the face with a watergun. So there we were swinging away at each other, and i must have hit em each 5-6 times in the head with the night stick. So 2 other units pulled up, and got out, then leaned against their cars to watch me getting my ass whooped. After a few minutes they jumped in and we arrested them, but needless to say, it was a horrible next few shifts.

OMG Alpine, I needed that! I haven't had that good of a laugh in a long time. I can just imagine the stories.